No.19

FOR SALE:
One suit of armour of a quite unique design.
This all-in-one is impregnated with a strong repellent
For those that want to be close to you.
It is impenetrable to all except the most skilled, patient and persistent.
Composed of what appears to be a thick skin,
The outer shell is in fact quite thin.
Nevertheless, this armour will keep people at arm's length.

Safety note: This suit may leave you at increased risk of difficulties connecting with others.

£ Costing you only the joy of a truly open and genuine human relationship! £

Order yours today, don't delay..